An Average Day In The Valir Family Household
Pov: We are all living in the same house
Authors Note: Some people talk more than others in this, that is merely due to me literally having no prep, I just jumped in, started writing, and whatever came to me in the moment I wrote. This entire thing, every second of it, is literally improv. I just did what fit with who. Who is and isnt featured the most is likely random lol
Mother_Athy: Hey kids.. What the frik are you doing?
msclumsy: balancing Mo3ji on a stack of chairs
msclumsy: Oh nothing much.
Moeji: I am god.
Mother_Athy: ….alright then
Bee: comes in with food, simultaneously eating raman and walking Hey guys.
Madison: currently chilling on the couch Hey Bee.
Ruth: Um.. hai Bee… ouO
Bee: … -_-
Ruth: …0u0
Bee: walks over to ruth
Ruth: ???
Bee: dumps the raman joice and noodles on ruth’s head
Ruth: WHAT THE FU-
Bee: We’re even now.
Ruth: …okay fine fair.
(Bee this is your revenge)
Bee: turns to face the camera, breaking the fourth wall I. AM. A. BOY.
Bee: turns around, goes to kitchen, and gets more raman before walking back in
Cinnamon: stumbles in, disoriented, with dark shadows under her eyes What’s the date and time?
Madison: October 7th, 3:30 pm
Cinnamon: Ohh… that’s okay..
Madison:???
ArenaParade: Are you okay?
Cinnamon: I’m fine. It’s just I realized that the last time I slept was 5 days ago :)
ArenaParade: ??!!!!!!!
lisa: …you really should go to sleep.
Cinnamon: I’ll be fine grabs the coffee jug and starts chugging it
lisa: 0_0
msclumsy: LISA WHERE HAVE YOU BEE-
Lisa: deswpawns
msclumsy: wtf
Misha: pokes head out from pillow fort I’m hungry :3
Adeline: HI HUNGRY IM ADELINE-
Misha: Never mind I’m not hungry anymore.
Adeline: Aww.
Yoyo: lols into her coffee
Lightning Mcqueen: Vrom vrom
Yoyo: KACHOW-
(Ruhi, Snow, and Bunny are sitting in a circle)
Bunny: :D
Snow: :3
Yumi: >:)
Ruhi: :P
greatguy: wtf are they doing?
Mist: They’re communicating
greatguy: ???
Mist: Commmunniicatttionnn waves arms around randomly
greatguy: decides he has better things to do then try and understand this
greatguy: …by the way looks at halo Why are you suddenly like, a foot taller
Halo: I have become an unc.
greatguy: an unc?
Halo: Not just any unc… a cool unc
greatguy: wtf is that supposed to mean
Halo: Im a cool unc.
greatguy: why do i try anymore
Mist: :3
Yoyo: WAKE ME UP-
Mist: -before you go go-
Misha: -when september ends
Ruhi: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
MoonBunni13: watching a chinese drama, interested, somehow able to ignore the chaos around them
Misha: By the way, Bee, are you going to be making dinner?
Bee: Yeh.
Arelyne: (pops head out from her corner where she’s drawing) YESSS Bee makes the best food!!
Mother_Athy: Very true.
Bee: magicaly conjures a chefs hat and puts it on Oui Oui Baguette
Yoyo: Yes, yes, bread
ZeldaManiac22: pokes head out from underneath couch, her mouth is stuck with green grapes I LOVE BREAD!!!
greatguy: was sitting on said couch WHAT THE FU- almost falls off
ZeldaManiac22: swallows an entire vine of grapes
Mother_Athy: You are single handedly draining this families funds with your addiction to grapes.
ZeldaManiac22: Dont worry, I have a dealer!!
Mother_Athy: A.. grape dealer?
ZeldaManiac22:Yes.
Mother_Athy: ….
Bee: To be fair, she doesn't eat much minus grapes. Her entire diet consists of bread, grapes, and like, 6 other fruits.
ZeldaManiac22: :3 🍇🟢
ZeldaManaic22: crawls back underneath the couch.
greatguy: hears the muffled sounds of ZeldaManiac22’s true crime podcast she’s listening to from under the couch
-Kemper then put his mother’s severed head in the woodchipper-
greatguy: …. :|
greatguy: I’m sitting on the floor.
msclumsy: has brought like, fifty more chairs in, and no one noticed
Moeji: Yeah, stack em just a bit more.
msclumsy: Our thrones of power.
msclumsy: climbs up on top of chair stack
Ruth: OOOHHH ME TOO :3 climbs up another stack
Louise: brings in a stool and stacks the stool on a box, before climbing onto said stool
Arena_Parade: I don't think that’s safe-
Louise: Nay, for I am INVINCABLE!!
Ruhi: Noice.
Halo: I want one.
Mist: currently on top of another stack of chairs No you’re already tall!!!
Halo: ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU GUYS ARE SHORT-
Many people in the room are now on stacks of chairs, Snow, Bunny, Yumi, and Ruhi have stacked up the most chairs and created an alter, before placing a very confuzzled looking kitty on the top of the stack, with a little paper crown on said kitty
Ruth: falls to the base of the cat alter and bows down My liege!!
now everyone who is not on a stack of chairs has started kneeling at the kitty alter
Bee: give the kitty raman as an offering
Arelyne: All hail the kitty cat :3
ZeldaManiac: pops out from under couch again, giving greatguy another heart attack
greatguy: STOP DOING THAT
ZeldaManaic22: KITTY CAT :D
Louise: Our feline lord
Mother_Athy: …yk what, I’m chill with this.
ZeldaManiac22: currently wearing a tin-foil hat WOOO!! THIS IS THE THIRD CULT I’VE JOINED THIS WEEK :D
kisstokiss: walks in drinking coffee, sees everything, turns around and leaves
Arena_Parade: watching
Arena_Parade: I’m getting too old for this -u-
end of chaos
ZeldaManiac22: pops in HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS!! ALL OF IT WAS IMPROVISED AND I DIDNT GO BACK AND MAKE ANY ADJUSTMENTS BECAUSE PURE CHAOS!! NEXT ONE (if yall want one) SOME PEOPLE WILL PROB HAVE MORE DIOLOGUE AND OTHERS WILL HAVE LESS!!
