dolphins are ASSHOLES: change my mind (or join me): please read this
Dolphins.
Are.
Assholes.
THEY ARE D*CKS!!
I HATE DOLPHINS!!
Okay, not hate, but I hate SOME dolphins. Not all Dolphins are assholes, but many are, and they don’t deserve such a cute cuddly reputation while ma misunderstood babies (sharks) get just villainized EVERYWHERE!!
(seriously, you’re more likely to die by a vending machine falling on you than a shark. This is not a hyperbole)
They came about yesterday when I heard something about them, and I dug into it and boy are dolphins ASSHOLES!!
BEFORE YOU TELL ME IM WRONG!!
Skim the following articles:
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/article284577180.html
https://jeevoka.com/dolphins-are-jerks-1/s
https://www.southernfriedscience.com/10-reasons-why-marine-mammals-arent-as-cute-as-you-think-they-are/#more-4639
Male dolphins are like trashy male leads in fish form.
And it’s not just the males, the females are sadistic too!!
Tell me I’m wrong in disliking Dolphins a bit now. TELL ME I'M WRONG!! I’m not saying ALL dolphins are jerks, but everyone gives dolphin much more credit than they deserve!
STOP SPREADING THE FALSE DOLPHIN PROPOGANDA!! SCREW YOU DOLPHINS I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE REALLY TRYING TO DO!!
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SHARKS ARE BETTER 🦈❤
MY POOR MISUNDERSTOOD BABIES I LOVE YOU SHARKS ❤ (fav animal after a mountain lion)
SHARKS KILL PREY SURE, BUT SO DO DOLPHINS, they have similar diets, and sharks don’t do it for any reason other than survival. DOLPHINS ARE SADISTIC!!
DOWN WITH THE DOLPHINS!!
(Again, not saying Dolphins are evil, just saying they can be sadistic d*CKS, not saying ALL dolphins are, just saying many are.)
