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So, my grandma (RIP queen) was the matriarch of the family.
Meaning she choosed all the names of the babies that were born after her becoming the matriarch.
My grandma was a simple woman, yk. So she named the first children born (hers) as the four main cardinal directions.
Yes. My father's name is “North” (that's why it's funny when I read dUkE oF tHe NoRtH lol). My aunt is called “East”, and my uncles “South” and “West”.
I'm not joking. It's crazy.
Anyways, my grandma's children had children of their own: uncle South (we hate that bitch) had two daughters and she called them “Apple” and “Olive”, uncle West had no biological children but he adopted a baby and grandma called him “Saedin” (pronounced like Satan wtf grandma), and aunt East had a daughter and a son whose names are “June” and “July” (they were born in December).
And probably (or not) you are wondering “but then, what crazy name did you get?”
Well, fam, it's literally “Bee”.
(And no, it's not a only-girl name, people had already joked about it (ノಥ,_｣ಥ)ノ彡┻━┻)
And my two little sisters are called “Marlin” and “Dove”.
HOWEVER!
A few years ago my grandma passed away, so now my father is the patriarch (as the DUkE oF tHe NoRtH).
The thing is that this morning my cousin Apple gave birth to her first children. Twins.
My dad, who is a huge geek and loves mythology... wanted to name them “Thor” and “Loki”. But my mom stopped him and asked what would happen if, down the line, it turned out they weren't boys (you know what I mean ( ꈍᴗꈍ)).
So now I have two adorable nephews named “Robin” and “Roy”. If you're geeky enough to get the reference, congratulations.
That's all for today.
Imma go make dinner bc food doesn't get into the pan alone.
PS: my grandma was called Penny, but not for Penelope or smth like that. It was literally about the penny. The coin.
PSS: if you didn't understand, the reference is that “Roy” is from “Roy Harper” a character from the DCU whose besto friendo is “Jason Todd”, who was previously a hero/vigilante called “Robin”.
So let me get this straight, YOUUU are the heir to THD GRAND DUKE OF NORTH and your relatives (uncles and aunts) are also DUKES in their regions
And you have Apple, Olive, Saedin(Satan), June, July for cousins [I can see some names becoming the villain mastermind and some becoming saint characters from miles away iykyk 😅]
Marlin and Dove are your sisters (pretty names ❤) …….. They’re the heiresses hmmmmmmmm ooooh I KNOWWWW….. one of them is a sword master and other is the grand mage
Now we come to youuu….. You’re BEE (Less give you ML powers— grand master, strategist, war hero) and your granny Penny has left you all cousins with an adventure that you must go through!!!! And guess whattt you’re names are the cluesss!!!
(👉👈 lol I’m having too much fun with this…. but this would def become an interesting manhwa…… someone write it pleaseeee 😌)
we dead grandma twins ✌
sorry that was really dark
but that’s actually epic?? that seems like a really interesting culture. I would never let my grandma or dad name my kid tho 😭
I absolutely love the hierarchy system. Its super cool to know there’s a culture out there that is almost like a fantasy manhwa :o
But heyy, at least your name made it into Olivia Rodrigo’s ‘honeybee’ lolol
Pfffttt Saedin… my bad, grandma really went ALL IN with the naming 🙃
omg…. what the family tree naming system
THAT'S THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I'VE EVER READ
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