give me the dumb things you believed as little kids
We’ve all beloved in dumb things , or drawn incorrect conclusions from things when we were children. So I wanna know what was yall’s weird stuff you beloved as a little kid?
Here’s (a few) of mine
I beloved people had to be married to have babies lmao.
On the topic of babies, when I came to someone giving birth, I just imagined the baby poped into existence. Like spawned In. Like the doctor would literally spawn in the baby. ANd like boom, the big bump on a person’s belly is gone. No joke thought babies spawned into existence.
I thought the morman religion was the main religion of the world and I didn't find out it wasnt until I turned 11 years old.
When I was six years old and they held the presidential election, I wanted Donald Trump to win because he had the same name as Donald duck.
This isn’t a dumb thing I believed it’s just something kinda weird, the first real life serial killer whose name I learned was Jefferey Dahmer, because he was referenced in a ZeldaxLink Modern AU fanfiction I read. I googled bro and I remember for some reason I thought he left shoes by the bodies and dumped them into the ocean.
WHICH IS NOT REMOTELY WHAT HE DID. Like WHERE TF DID THAT COME FROM SMOL ME!!???
I thought racism and sexism wasn’t real anymore cause I was like “its so stupid so why would anyone still be racist or sexist”
I thought the term “prostitute” referred to some sort of dancer… and in a way I guess it does. The embarrassing thing about this one is I realized I was wrong about this less than a year ago.
And those are just a few of the examples of smol me’s silly