I have never seen something that has made me laugh and cry simultaniously this hard

This absolutely fried me. I am ded now… why.

 

(DISCLAIMER: DONT YOU DARE YOU CLICK OFF THINKING THIS IS GONNA BE DARK, ITS NOT ITS JUST GONNA BE WEIRD) So basically, Danny Rowling, the serial killer who inspired the movie Scream (yk, that movie with the dude with the mask where he’s going like 😱… Idk i havent seen the movie)- anyways, the killer who inspired the movie scream had a fiance WHILE IN PRISON for the MULTIPLE MURDERS he committed. He’s such a freaking loser, and his fiance really is his “soulmate”, she knows he did it, but she doesn't care. That’s just weird, but… the way they talk about each other… I just… I would like to share some of the quotes I have gathered regarding their relationship.

For example, this is a letter Danny sent to the Washington post. (This man really likes his exclamation points.)

"My relationship with Sondra runs as deep as the Amazon River ... and just as wild! She is an extremely exciting woman! My feelings for her ... are my feelings. Just the mention of her name sends my heart racing to her! She is without a doubt ... my soulmate and I thank God above for sending her my way."

……yeah… that was written by a serial killer. “my feelings for her… are my feelings.” Wow bro, you should really take up poetry. -_-

Here’s another expert from a letter he wrote describing his relationship. 

"We are desperately reaching for each other daily across miles of red tape cast before us by faceless foes. ... We are denied even the simplest of human rights. To just hold hands and speak to each other during a simple visit."

…. I have no words tbh.

This is what his fiance, Sandra, had to say about him.

"I approached my meeting with Danny thinking I was prepared for anything. But there was one thing I was not prepared for. I had no idea what a fine-looking man he is today. Instead of the broken and dejected loser I'd seen on TV ... standing before my hungry eyes was one gorgeous hunk of man. I'm sorry, folks, but it's the truth. My Maximum Man stands an imposing 6 2" with muscles out to here. His color is bright, his youthful skin is glowing, his hazel eyes are clear ... and so is his head. The news footage publicized the courtroom image of him stumbling about awkwardly, stupefied by Thorazine and seeming lost in his own body. But now my 'dangerous pussycat' strides across the floor with a languid power and instinctive grace that makes me highly aware that I am a woman, and this is a man."

That is a direct quote guys. 🙃

WTF IS DANGEROUS PUSSYCAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!???

I don’t know if I want to laugh or cry rn. 0-0