making a skit for school
I am making a skit for school where i have to act and i am making it on suburbs i had to design one first pain in the ass,still editing and it aint done yet i needa dvice to make it funnier,my older sis will be the news reporter and i will be the suburb resident and my older sis will be wearing a scream mask
Here it is
News reporter: Now days people have started to move from cities to suburbs, let's hand the mic to someone who has recently moved to The MistWood suburbs
Suburb resident: I have recently moved to the MistWood suburbs, i had moved from the city because of the noise, crowds, and crime rates that have been spiking up
News reporter: may i ask what you found better in the MistWood suburbs
now that you live there?
Suburb resident: It is much more peaceful here and there are no unnecessary noises that were in the city the MistWood suburbs are for someone that likes their peace and quiet with their family.for those that do not like quiet places the city is suited for them
Suburb resident: the suburbs have great outdoor places perfect for walks with family and friends, the outdoors are great for kids, the schools are also great, there are many recreational places for adults and kids alike.the woods here are close and many have made treehouses for their kids, there is a river at the edge of the woods and provide great source of water. The kids like to play near the water but adults are always with them.This place has great sense of security.
News reporter: So how long does it take to go from the city and back?
And why do you go to the city? Is there something that is not found here?
Suburb resident: Although it is a 35 min drive to the city for main things that are not available here like meat there is very low supply of meat, because the animals in the woods are protected.there is a specific area where kids and adults can not go, that place is restricted for the safety of the people and animals that reside there, it takes about 20 min of a drive to go to school for the kids but there are daycares close enough here so the tiny kids are dropped off there, the adults take the subway to go to work which takes about 15ish min for that too.
News reporter: what is the price for the places here?
Suburb resident: The prices here are very good. There are affordable condos that are $220,000 Best for students, single people, and first-time buyers who want a smaller home, Family townhouses $350,000 Best for couples and small families who need extra bedrooms and living space, Large detached houses $550,000 Best for larger families who want privacy, a garage, and a backyard.
News reporter: Every suburb needs working systems behind the scenes how does the mistwood suburb system work?
Suburb resident: for the water Mistwood will have a water treatment plant that cleans the water before it goes to people's homes. The water will be tested regularly to make sure it is safe to drink. Everyone in the suburb will have access to clean water, and the prices will be kept affordable so families can pay their water bills. This will help keep the community healthy and safe.
And for the electricity Mistwood will use solar panels and wind energy to help provide electricity to homes and buildings. This will help reduce pollution and make the suburb more environmentally friendly. We will also try to keep electricity bills affordable so families do not have to worry as much about high costs. Families who are struggling to pay their bills could get help with their electricity payments. It is very sunny so solar panels would work very well.
In Mistwood, people will separate their garbage, recycling, and food waste into different bins. Recycling will be sent to recycling centres, and food waste will be turned into compost that can be used in gardens and parks. The garbage that cannot be reused will go to a properly managed landfill away from homes and schools. We will make sure that no neighbourhood is treated unfairly or exposed to more pollution just because of where people live.
In Mistwood, people will be able to get around without always needing a car. There will be sidewalks, bike lanes, walking trails, and local buses to help people travel around the suburb. Grocery stores, schools, parks, and other important places will be built close to homes so people can walk or bike there. This will help families save money on gas and reduce traffic and pollution. So mistwood is an eco friendly suburb that values the people living in Mistwood suburb
News reporter: Thank you for your cooperation, i hope you have a great day
Suburb resident: i hope you do too
pls help make it funnier i will like your opinion and can edit it with your advice and i also did this for exp