MY COMMENTS (didn't finish reading still)
First
“The rules were simple.
Stay alive.
Trust nobody.
And never assume that the person smiling at you has your best interests at heart”
NOOOOOOO WHY WHY
second
“The Beginning of the end” yup I like dat
Third
“She glanced down at the empty backpack hanging from her shoulder. "At least I haven't scared the supplies away", she muttered.”
GRANDMA THE DARK HUMOUR IS KILLING ME NAAAAURRR
Fourth
“Missed.
She tried again.
Missed.
The fish, perfectly unimpressed”
Grandma you should try poetry too
Last one
“Elsewhere, Zelda received fresh food from another unknown sponsor.” YOU LUCKY CHILD
AND ME IM JUST RUNNING FOR MA LIFE