Pov: Me If I Got Isekai'd (AKA: Total Chaos and Disaster)
Me: gets isekai’d
Me: OMIGOSH I GOT ISEKAI’D I’M HOT NOW-
Me: Realizes I’m existing in a world without video games, air conditioning, leggings, the internet, and doritos.
Me:….
Me: screams at the sky TAKE ME BACK I DONT WANNA BE HEEEREEEE
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Typical Fl: I need to get straight to work so i can change my fate!!
Me: I aint doing shi-
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Composer: WOW YOU WROTE THIS SONG ALL BY YOURSELF!!!
Me: yes, i’m very talented (literally just copied every Olivia Rodrigo song)
Author: WOAH, HOW DID YOU WRITE SUCH AN EPIC STORY!!
Me: I guess i’m just built different. (Copied the plot of percy jackson, harry potter, and lord of the rings combined)
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Me: THAT’S SO FREAKING COOL BRO!! HE HAS SO MUCH AURA!!
Random Character: wtf what language is she speaking
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Prophecy: “YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE”
Me: Cool!!
Prophecy: YOU MUST GO ON A GRUELING JOURNEY, YOU MAY DIE, BUT I ASSURE YOU-
Me: Nope. despawns
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Male Lead: look at me
Me: Looks back.
Male Lead: I’m sorry, but I’m gonna have to sit out on this one. You’re not my type. Sorry.
Me: Don’t worry. I’ve already been doing your mom so,
Male Lead: Okay good- WAIT WHAT??!!!
Le Mom: Sup.
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Og Fl: says some backhanded white lotus type shiz
Me: ….
Me: flips her off
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Maid: You need to go to the party.
Me: Oh cool!!! I’ve always wanted to go to one of those!
Me: goes to said party
Me: …..
Me: This is boring af I’m leaving
Author: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PLOT
Me: NOPE!! IM BORED AF!!
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Male Lead: …and that’s when I realized I’d never be wanted by anyone-
Me: literally eating popcorn
Male Lead: Can you not?
Me: Not what? chomps loudly
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Me: is thrown into strong independent woman scene where I have to swordfight
Me: ….
Me: tries to pick up sword
Me: falls over from the weight, before tripping over a rock and rolling down the hill screaming the entire time
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Evil Bloodthirsty Tyrant Emperor: Hmm.. intresting, maybe I could cut off your head.
Me: …
Me: Ur an assho-
Later…
Me: in a full body cast Why did I think that was a good idea?
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Me: does nothing at all
Plot: DO SOMETHING.
Me: no
Plot: THEN WHAT IS THE NEXT CHAPTER GONNA BE ABOUT!!
Me: It’s gonna be about my pet snails and uR mOm-
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Me: …..
People at Tea Party With Me: …..
Me: ….
People at Tea Party: ….
Me: DID YOU KNOW THAT SERIAL KILLER, ED KEMPER, SCREAMED AT HIS MOTHER’S SEVERED HEAD FOR SEVERAL HOURS STRAIGHT AFTER HE KILLED HER-"
Them: IDK WHO TF ED KEMPER IS BUT GET THIS CRAZY LADY TO STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM!!!!??
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Every Character In The Manhwa: Hi.
God: What.
Every Character in the Manhwa: point to me Can you send her back?
God: Why? Wasnt she supposed to save the world or something.
Everyone: Well yeah but… we’d rather just.. have the world end then suffer like this any more. i casually sneak off screen
God: …..
Me: RUNS IN CARRYING A SNAIL IN MY HAND GUYS LOOK AT THIS SNAIL I FOUND YOU WANNA PET IT!!!
Everyone: GET TF AWAY FROM ME!!
Me: WHY I LOVE SNAILS!! I NAMED THIS ONE GARY!!!
God: watches me chase everyone with my new snail
God: Yeah.. maybe this wasnt a good idea…
I got sent back to the real world. I was to much for them to handle :)