Storytime!!!!

So guys. Buckle up and have a seat (idk what I’m on anymore lmao).

Anyways. Back in the day, when I was a wee child, (jkjk). Just the other day, I went over to a friend’s house and we did a small edible experiment. We tried making ice cream mochi and it was actually going really well (other than the fact that there was genuinely flour and melted ice cream all over the counter…)- we just finished making the mochi and took the batter(?) out of the microwave and started to knead the dough- we put butter on it (like the instructions said.) and it became- uh REALLY buttery. So our genius selves decided that it was a GREAT idea to put a paper towel on the dough to wipe some of it off. Little did our feeble minds know that IT WOULD STICK TO THE DOUGH AND STAY THERE. so we ended up having to peel the paper off piece by piece and ate some paper. sigh. what retards.