The Coolest Character of All Time
There are no characters, as cool as Samus Aran.
She’s a badass, the most badass character EVER.
She’s a bounty hunter, working for the galactic federation. She fights space pirates.
…let me repeat that
SHE FIGHTS SPACE PIRATES!!!
She’s SOOOO coooollll!!
She’s also blown up more planets than both death stars COMBINED!!!
She’s defeated Ridley, who is a Space Dragon, Mother Brain, Ravenbeak, the S-AX, and more.
In the newest games, she’s been the COOLEST. (Metroid dread)
Samus is basically working to contain the X, X is a parasite that literally can take over ANY LIVING THING. It like, absorbs your body, kills you, and uses ur corpse as it’s vessel. Samus had gotten attacked by an X, and the only cure is Metroid DNA (metroids are extinct so this is a big deal)
Anyways, so only Samus can fight them. And Metroids, the literally suck your life out of you, and Samus has Metroid powers.
And shes the absolute COOOOLESSTTT!!!
She’s also a female video game icon!! My favorite thing is that nintendo isnt like “woah look at that cool girl” and is just like “woah, look at that cool character” I think too many things are too busy on the “girlboss’ part to pay attention to the “boss” part.
Anyways, A NEW METROID GAME IS COMING OUT AND IT LOOKs SO COOLLLLLLLLLLL
Samus says in the new trailer “it’s eat, or be eaten” (she doesn’t talk much, she literally talks in monologues at the beginning of the game, and maybe 1 or 2 small ones, if she talks at all)
Anyways, she’s so cool, if you guys have time, Google “Metroid Dread Samus Being A Badass” because there is literally a compilation, and it shows you everything you need to know <3
SAMUS ILY