the delulu detox agency 😭🙏🏻
guys. GUYS. i think ive js come up w the most profitable business idea of the century.
imma start a business where ppl can hire me to disappear from their lives for them.
got a situationship yu wanna move on from? pay me.
got an ex yu wanna stop stalkin? pay me.
got a crush yu keep embarrassin urself over? BABE, PAY ME.
for a small fee, imma personally bully the delusions outta yu, confiscate yer phone, block their account on all yer socials, n remind yu of yer worth every time yu feel like textin them again.
premium package includes me yellin "HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT" at yu every 15 minutes.
extra charges apply if yu unblock them n go back for the 17th time.
now tell me why i should NOT start this business cuz i genuinely think imma be a millionaire by next week. 🙏🏻
