Top 10 worst (best???) moments to read
- During an exam. (The answer to question 7 is totally hiding in chapter 34. Look, the plot's not gonna read for itself.)
- During a funeral. (Respectfully, the plot has reached a critical point.)
- Right before bed. (You know damn well you're about to tell yourself "one more chapter" until the sun comes up.)
- While cooking. (Because obviously the food can wait. You can chop vegetables AND read dialogue simultaneously. Of course.)
- At work when you hear your boss approaching. (You unlock the secret IRL life-hack "speed-reading".)
- During a family gathering while pretending you're listening. (Just put the phone brightness on minimum and lock in.)
- In the shower. (Waterproof phone + questionable life choices = peak reading experience. What can I say? Basic math.)
- When someone is actively talking to you. (And you have absolutely no idea what they just said because the PROTAGONIST IS CONFESSING-)
- While waiting for a life-changing phone call. (It goes something like... "Yeah, that's me, did I—HOLD UP BRO, THE MC JUST GOT BETRAYED. OMFG I KNEW HE SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED HER.")
- The moment you realize you're on the last available free chapter. (It's an instant depression, just staring at the "Next Chapter" button like it personally betrayed you. I feel you, I've been there.)
PS: rn I'm in a tent in the countryside reading "Sub Male Leads, Come to My Bed Right Now!" while my two best friends (with whom I came here with) are making out just beside the entrance. They don't know that I'm still awake, and it would be SO awkward if they found out ಠ,_｣ಠ
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