TRIBUTE 🙇🏻♀️
ZeldaManiac: (has a roomba with a butter
knife taped to it)
ZeldaManiac: BEHOLD!! DIVINE BEAST VAH ROOMBA!! HE WILL BECOME GOD OF THIS NEW WORLD!! (death note reference)
Everyone: ... (looks at the other three, who
all just shrug)
Great guy: I was going to ask but I don't think I want to know.
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HIS MAJESTY THE SUN OF THE EMPIRE, HIS PILLOWNESS, MASTER OF THE DIVINE BEAST, THE EARTH, SEA, SKY, AND FIRE, OUR SAVIOR KING DAVE
I PRESENT TO YOU
DIVINE BEAST VAH ROOMBA!! HE WILL BECOME GOD OF THIS NEW WORLD!!
THIS DIVINE BEAST SHALL BE YOUR SERVANT ✨👑
YOUR PILLOWNESS YOU SHALL RULE THIS IKEA WORLD FOR INFINITY
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