What is the worst day of the week?
Others: Monday/Sunday
Me: SHAVING DAY ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE
Dove: “but what about the aftershave? It's like a cream, right?”
Me: THE AFTERSHAVE IS THE FRICKIN COLOGNE
PS: I cut my jaw bro (dw, it’s smol)