Would you rather...

Would you rather:

1) Gain the ability of luck:

Buffs - You can get lucky whenever and how ever you want. It could be literally with anything, anywhere

Debuffs - each time you use your luck, one millisecond of your lifespan would be decreased and your death will be 0.1+ more painfully, slower and maybe grusome

2) Gain the ability of regeneration/healing:

Buffs - You can regenerate/heal and revive anyone, including yourself. You can even save a person from death and a person who is already dead.

Debuffs - Each time you use your ability, you lose -0.1 percent of your humanity, moral value, and sight as a person. This doesn’t mean you don’t have emotions, it’s just you don’t feel it as much. The amount you loose also can vary on what you are regenerating/healing or reviving.

3) Gain the ability of Return by death:

Buffs - You basicly get Subaru natsuki’s ability of returning by death. Return by Death grants you functional immortality by automatically resetting time to a previous checkpoint whenever you die, allowing you to retain all memories and information from the failed timeline to achieve flawless trial-and-error mastery.

Debuffs - You are forbidon on telling any living human being. Telling them will result in their death. You may also feel the pain of your last death. You might get headaches, nosebleeds, feeling dizzy the first hour, and blurry vision for 30 minutes. (THIS ONE IS FROM THE MAIN CHARACTER FROM RE ZERO, NOT MINE, ONLY THOUGHT OF SOME DEBUFFS THO. )

4) Truck kun:

you get hit by truck kun and get isekied into JJK during the Shibuya incident or AOT, during the war(?)

5)..why?….:

get employed and get a bueno.

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